Alan T's 12 WHATEVA'S of Christmas
(come on and sing along with us!)

On the first day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
a Club and a Megaphone.

On the second day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the third day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.
              

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Eight Muscle Men,
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me…
Nine Featuring Drag Queens,
Eight Muscle Men,
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me
Ten Latino Dancers,
Nine Featuring Drag Queens,
Eight Muscle Men,
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Alan T gave to me…
Eleven Pipers Piping,
Ten Latino Dancers,
Nine Featuring Drag Queens,
Eight Muscle Men,
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,
and a Club and a Megaphone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my AlanT gave to me
Twelve on the Guest List,
Eleven Pipers Piping,
Ten Latino Dancers,
Nine Featuring Drag Queens,
Eight Muscle Men,
Seven Disco Balls,
Six Leather Daddies,
Five Ring Circuit,
Four Bouncers Bouncing,
Three Twinkling Twinks,
Two Delicious Divas,

and a Club and a Megaphone!